WHICH ONE OF THESE GIFTS IS THE SWEETEST TO RECIEVE FROM a LOVER?

-An expired coupon for groceries.





-Courtney Love's USED brasier.





-A bottle of lotion and some razors





-A bouquet of flowers with ANOTHER womans name on it.

WHICH ONE OF THESE GIFTS IS THE SWEETEST TO RECIEVE FROM a LOVER?
some bipolar cream please =P


lol
Reply:An expired coupon for groceries is just tight.


Courtney Love's used brasier is disgusting.


A bottle of lotion and some razors is being cheeky and he's obviously asking for a slap.


AND


A bouquet of flowers with another womans name on it is a sign of infidelity.





So really Vinnie, which do you think is the sweetest gift?
Reply:i suggest you go with none. give her a teddy bear instead with a cute note attached and a box of chocolate-- not that expensive.


if my bf ever gave me one of those i would get so offended id rather not get any present at all. i'd prob just dump him. besides if u give her flowers with another girls name on it she might think ur cheating on her and meant to give the flowers to your other girlfreind
Reply:Are you kidding me? Who in their right mind would want any of those things? Well I am sure there are some people who wouldn't mind getting any of those things.


I am NOT one of them. I just want his attention 100 percent and that is it.
Reply:My girlfriend's lover could give me the flowers with her name on it if she was out of town,,,maybe..





or the neighbours lover could give me a bottle of lotion and some razors





but my lover hadn't better try to pass any of those off on me!
Reply:Given the choices I have, I reckon I'm only with my lover for sex not romance!





A bouquet of flowers with ANOTHER woman's name on it?! Yeah, definitely in in for the sex.
Reply:a bottle of lotion and some razors .





i would go shave then lotion then get dressed in a hot outfit and find myself a new man and tell my old one thank you for the motivation to move on . :)
Reply:i would be absolutely pissed to get any of these. especially if its a special ocassion. but if i had to choose it would be the razors and lotion. i hope thats not what you were planning to get me.. lol.
Reply:a bottle of lotion and some razors. they could be some really expensive good razors she's wanted for a long time and like idk juicy couture lotion :]
Reply:The used bra of Courtney Love.





She could use it as pretend headphones when we romantically re-enact the scene out of Wierd Science when they create 'Lisa'.





He don't have no LICENCE, lisa!





Then we sh@g! ;o)
Reply:none of them, but i think the lotion and razor would be the closest to being remotely sweet.


now i dont have to buy them :)
Reply:I guess it depends on the lover. The sweetest present would be the most thoughtful or creative.
Reply:haha an expired coupon for the groceries, because at least it shows you tried a little bit hehe
Reply:flowers
Reply:bottle of loition and razors
Reply:I am surprised you missed out a chewed up toffee in a wrapper,at least that would have been SWEET!!
Reply:The lotion and razors..I can find good use for them ;)
Reply:my hubby is my lover and that was a silver necklace with a crystal elephant
Reply:a bottle of lotion and some razors.... its the only one that seems like a real gift
Reply:id go with the razors, so i could cut his **** off for bein so mysoginistic!
Reply:an expired coupon for groceries! it's the thought that counts. lmao
Reply:Wow, lol none of those are necessary sweet..





A bottle of lotion and some razors. I guess.





Hahah.





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Reply:A bottle of lotion and some razors
Reply:If my bf got me any of those i would dump him on the spot
Reply:What the hell are you talking about? Those all suck.
Reply:those are all dumb.. at least take the other girls name off the flowers.
Reply:Um... none are sweet.





And what's a brasier?
Reply:wow! if my lover gave me any of these that would be the last time he ever got any my sweets!
Reply:I wouldn't accept any of those "gifts."
Reply:WITH A KISS FROM HIS LIPS IM GOOD TO GO LOL
Reply:I WOULD HAVE TO SAY, NONE.



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